On the back of what Michael has done over at Law Actually, here are some of the worrying search terms which people reach my blog through.
“is breach of the peace a crime” – Yes, it is.
“serious assault sentence Scotland” – that all depends on the judge
“torture, good for the mind” – I wouldn’t have thought so. Torture = bad.
“murder scotland sentence” – life imprisonment
“is it illegal to drive whilst high” – Section 4 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 make it so.
“Charged with Breach of the Peace” – get yourself a lawyer
“Scottish law on murder” – unsurprisingly it is a criminal offence
“Is not proven the same as not guilty” – they both result in an acquittal and both mean that you cannot be tried for that crime again.
“How to commit suicide” – Please don’t and please, please, please get some help
“is a paracetamol overdose quick” – It is not quick or painless. Like above, if you are thinking about it PLEASE get some professional help for your suicidal thoughts.
prout de jure 
Hehe.. Good stuff, Oliver! 🙂
the last two are really quite disturbing!
Yes, I agree – the last two are very disturbing.
BTW: Have you considered archiving your ‘Tracks of the day’ so there is a complete list available for your readers?
I haven’t Michael, but I might start doing so.
Great. I think it’s worth considering. It’s a good idea to have the daily tracks on your blog but it’s easy to miss one or two.
Michael, are you stalking Ollie?!
Huh?
What gives you the impression that he is stalking me Andro?
She seems to get these ‘funny spells’ every now and then! 😛
God help us when she starts practicing as a Barrister then :p
Very funny, Michael! 😛